beautiful thieves: kpop ship questionnaire
Five ships you’re into right now
#1 Hunhan
#2 Baekyeol
#3 Krisyeol
#4 Taoris
#5 Krislay omg exo has taken over everything
Four ships you liked, but don’t anymore.
#6 Banghim (shipping byg with me now lol)
#7 Eunhae
#8 Kichul
#9 Ryeomin
Three ships you never liked.
#10 Jaeho
#11 Sichul
#12 Jaemin
Two ships you’re curious about, but don’t actually ship.
#13 Kaisoo
#14 2min
»QUESTIONS«
1. Why do you dislike #11 so much?
No. Don’t like it, no.
2. Who is someone you know that ships #14?
Quite a few people…like, loads? o.O
3. What would be your ideal scenario for couple #3?
Up against some trees? Pref filmed…idk just have lots of sex. now. this is what i’m liking reading fanfics lol
4. Which is your favorite moment for couple #1?
Yeah, all the moments ever, especially when they talk about each other and it’s like SHUT UP FHFJAKHKDHF YOU’RE IN LOVE!
5. How long have you been following couple #5?
Not long actually, thought I was being too selfish with Krisyeol but then I saw how Kris was with Tao and Lay and I was like awww omg cute. Lay is so adorable-
6. What’s the story with #8? What made you stop liking them/caring?
Kibum kinda…went away and broke my heart and stuff and never really came back. :’(
7. You have the power to make one ship non-existent. Choose from #10 or #12
#12….soz guys :/
8. Which ship do you prefer, #2 or #4?
#2 :D
9. What interests you about #14?
They look really good together and idk…they…idk it’s just not a ship I got into cos I was shipping Jonkey so hard and I always thought Taemin was too young (SAYS THE PERSON WHO’S TOTALLY PERVING ON ZELO ALL OVER THE PLACE OMG)
10. Why did you stop liking #7?
idk…I’ll never stop liking them but it’s so obvious that they’re like, best friends…and that kinda takes the mystery away, I still love them both I’m just not ‘shipping’ them with a raging boner on or anything *points at baekyeol*
12. What’s a song that reminds you of #2?
History…maybe? idk
14. Have #2 kissed yet?
I sure hope so, so much of my time and emotion is invested in it OTL
15. Did #4 have a happy ending?
No because Kris will be torn between Tao, Lay and Chanyeol and will come to the realisation that his love of Lay and Tao is a caring kind of friendship and he’s never seen them as equals in love because he feels like he’s always leading and teaching but with Chanyeol he feels he has a life partner who he can walk with. Chanyeol knows this in the back of his mind but he loves Baekhyun very much and knows how much Baekhyun needs him so he feels like he can’t just let go of that to satisfy (what he sees as) Kris’ lust for him. Lay and Tao confess to Kris, Lay does it straight up, holding out a box of chocolates and smiling at him confidently, Tao takes ages and finally stumbles out how he feels on a night out. Kris decides he needs to prove his seriousness to Chanyeol so he goes to let Tao and Lay know how he feels about them and to respond to their confessions. He tells Lay first who takes it better than expected, saying that he could never truly love someone who didn’t love him back. Tao is destroyed, he really loved Kris and genuinely thought they were going somewhere, when Kris tells him he doesn’t feel the same Tao starts weeping and throwing his clothes around the room…after this Tao spends a lot of time spinning all the words Kris was saying around in his head, about how he’s too selfish and self-centred and never takes the initiative to do anything for himself, he starts smoking and self harming again and spends every day deep in depression for years until one day he takes a little too much of something and is found dead, pale and beautiful sprawled out on a dirty grey bed with ‘Kris <3’ scratched into his chest. Kris tells Chanyeol confidently that he has no attachments now and really genuinely wants to be with him but Chanyeol still can’t accept it, he loves Baekhyun and what does turning people away stand for, it just impresses the idea that Kris could cast him away when he gets bored of him. Time passes and Kris has never waned in his affection, he lives in Canada for a while and he returns to Korea to find that Baekhyun has contracted a fatal illness (that he probably caught in the rain, this is Korea lol-everyone gets ill from the rain!) and will only live for a few more years approx. Chanyeol puts on a brave face and won’t allow himself to think of the time he won’t have his Baekhyun to look after but can’t deny that Kris’ presence is a comfort to him. Baekhyun sees how Kris loves Chanyeol and tries to bring them together, knowing that whatever he does now in the few years before his death will affect Chanyeol’s happiness forever. But it has been so long for Chanyeol who hasn’t thought about Kris all that often, he now sees Kris only as a close friend. Then Lay turns up and Kris realises the mistake he made letting him go and they quickly start dating and Kris knows that Lay was right about everything, about only being able to truly love someone when they love you back. Chanyeol sees this new romance and it annoys him because after all these years Kris just suddenly stopped being interested in him, he gets jealous and confronts Lay telling him that Kris has always and will only love him; Chanyeol, and regardless of what happens now Kris will always come to the one he was supposed to be with. Chanyeol is at odds with himself, his Baekhyun is worse, laying in hospital and Kris has let him go, the only other person he had to rely on. He goes to Lay again, hoping to beg him to release Kris but when he sees Lay’s defiant face all his emotions explode in a massive ball of rage and he grabs a knife and stabs Lay, immediately regretting his actions. He takes Lay to the hospital where he finds Kris, already there and as Lay is going in to be operated on he is told by Kris that Baekhyun has died while he was away. Chanyeol crumples into a heap on the floor, emotionally spent and exhausted and Kris is told that the stab wound punctured something in Lay’s insides and he died of internal bleeding. Kris stumbles away from the hospital, never to be seen again and Chanyeol stays lying on the floor until he’s pulled up by a nurse and eventually sent to a mental hospital where he rocks in a rocking chair all day wearing a pink nightie saying “I’m sorry, I’m sorry” all day…to whom nobody knows.
ggut.
So no, they don’t have a happy ending ;)
OMG
I got carried away, soz! :P
16. What would make you start shipping #13?
Sexy sexy porn? Sex? Porn? ummm…Kyungsoo naked?
17. If only one could happen, which would you prefer, #2 or #5?
#2 obvs
18. You have the power to decide the fate of #10. What happens to them?
Make everything okay again? :’(
19. Which of these ships do you love the most?
#1 ALL OF THEM AND SOOO MANY MORE. but hunhan tho
